Thursday, November 13, 2008

TWILIGHT


Well, it's official! TJ and I are going to see Twilight at midnight one week from tonight... My only beef about it is I am not all that thrilled about the actors they have chosen. I am especially not thrilled about their choice for Esme - she was on Grey's Anatomy and bugged the crap out of me on that show! And Bella kind of bugs, too. But hopefully I'll be pleasantly surprised. I am (regardless of the actors) very much looking forward to our "girl's night out!" Thanks, TJ!

Tuesday, November 11, 2008

I LOVE A GOOD MOVIE



My friend Bonnie had a tribute to her five fav's, and I thought it might be fun to see what everyone else's top 5 favorite movies are. Here are mine:

1. Pride and Prejudice (the A&E six video or two DVD version - about 5 hours and pretty much Jane Austen word for word, with Colin Firth, thank-you-very-much).

2. Sabrina, the "new" one with Harrison Ford and Julia Ormond (the old one with Audrey Hepburn is also classic, as well as everything else she has been in).

3. French Kiss, with Meg Ryan and Kevin Kline. Or maybe I should have put this second. I don't know why, but I have always loved it.

4. Same thing with Only You, Robert Downey Jr. and Marisa Tomei. Always loved it.

5. So I Married an Axe Murderer. An "original" Mike Myers. Enough said.

And a few that deserve a shout out:

Under the Tuscan Sun, Diane Lane and Sandra Oh.
Anything Audrey Hepburn.
Anything Harry Potter.


OK, I HAD to add this...

I asked Mark if he could tell me what my five favorite movies are. He said, "Friends disc one, Friends disc two, Friends disc three..." He bought me the series two Christmases ago, and that theme song resonates from our house almost daily (I usually listen/watch while I clean). So I guess that's his way of saying, "Yes, I am sick of Friends..." Just for the record, though, he was able to tell me my 5 favorite movies with very little prompting.

Saturday, November 8, 2008

AND THE SAGA CONTINUES...

Well, I thought I would blog a new "twist" to the ongoing saga of the unexpected visiting teachers. I knew I was totally rude last month (without meaning to be), but I guess I didn't expect that my stress that night would transcend into a relief society issue to be "resolved." I got a message from my relief society president tonight indicating that she had been looking through the visiting teaching records and noticed that I didn't have any visiting teachers assigned to me, and that needed to be "resolved." She wanted to know what my schedule was and where I live so that she could, "pair me up with someone who can be of service and who won't just be a pain in my neck..." Can you believe that?! So, obviously, they requested not to be my VTs anymore, since I am just so rude! I probably should feel bad (or embarassed), but I don't. I would have thought they would have been intuitive enough to realize that I was just extremely stressed out and in no fit state to entertain. Sheesh! Women can be so touchy!

Monday, November 3, 2008

WHO DUNNIT???

This year for Halloween, Ryan and TJ decided to host a murder mystery party. Everyone was given a character to portray, complete with personality description. Mark was Balihi, the Rogersandhammerstein Monster, and I was Dr. Angela Deth, D.D.S. These two characters were pretty fitting, I thought. Mark was supposed to portray a cross between Frankenstein (the monster part) and a musical theatre diva (divo?). I was Dr. Deth, a dentist who loves to put her patients under - six feet under. Mark's costume was a real trip. It consisted of light green face paint, two nasty "cuts," cat ears and tail (he supposedly starred in CATS), and a tutu - a tribute to his time on the stage. I went in goth, with a black and grey wig, white face, and black eye makeup and lipstick. I also had a nose ring (look closely) and several earrings. Mark wasn't too keen on wearing a typical pink, girly tutu, so I made him a red and black skull print tutu. Very masculine indeed.

Ryan and TJ were a mummy (King Aldrinktotat) and Lizzie Bordeaux, a woman who pledged her innocence on the charge that she killed both her parents during childhood.
Travis and Vicki were an asthmatic devil (namely, the Prince of Dimness - he wasn't altogether too bright) and Madame Garlique, a communicator of departed souls. They had the BEST props... Travis would pull out his "inhaler" and take a long puff anytime he was questioned or threatened, and Vicki would change the subject by fortune telling and tarot card reading.
Jacob and Brittany were Hannibal Schecter (doesn't the name say it all?) and Glumda, the Wicked Witch of Depressed.

And this is all of us together (Way to go on figuring out that camera's ten second timer, Mark!) posing in all of our evil glory...
I would definitely recommend hosting one of these parties, to all of you who have told me that you've been wanting to. It was a lot of fun (as long as the people you invite are as much fun as we all were)!

Halloween Divas

Last year Daisy and Starkisha were a pumpkin and a devil for Halloween. Even though their costumes were really just glorified t-shirts, they were still pretty expensive (good 'ol PetSmart). We thought we would try something else this year, since we noticed that Walmart now makes pet costumes, and for pretty dang cheap, too. So we bought two costumes, one skeleton and one witch. We intended the witch for Starkisha and the skeleton for Daisy...

Oh, and by the way, that mess you see in the background was the state of my house when my VT's tried to come over!!! I had just kicked a huge pile of clothes out to send to the laundry room, and Mark had a huge set up for working on his denture - what a nightmare...


Well, it seemed that the witch was quite a bit too small for Starkisha (it wouldn't snap together by about two inches!), so we tried to swap costumes and put Daisy in the witch and Starkisha in the skeleton to see if it was a little roomier.


Well, it was a little roomier. But apparently Starkisha is not a "small" dog anymore - her belly was way too big for both costumes, even though they fit her length-wise. Rather than try and exchange the size, we just returned the costumes. But we made sure to get pictures of them first. That's all that really matters anyway...

HILLBILLYVILLE

A couple weeks ago we decided we would check out the Bridge Festival in Parke County. We have been to the bridges many times (too many times, in fact), but we had never made it to the festival until this year. There is a lot of hype about it for the Indiana locals, so we thought we would check it out. We figured it would be like Art in the Park in Boulder City. And it kind of was, except for one thing. When I go to Art in the Park, there are usually lots of things I would like to buy. When we went to the Bridge Festival, you couldn't have paid me to take any of the things home. It was so funky! Seriously, it was like back woods, grandma trailor trash. Anyway, we did manage to buy one thing. A fried twinkie. And it was so gross!






But we did manage to take a few pictures of the beautiful scenery. Fall in Indiana is very pretty - it was just starting to change colors when we took these, and it actually was quite a lot prettier than the pictures give it credit.

Anyway, it was nothing to write home about, but we thought we'd blog it anyway, just another tribute to how odd Indiana (and it's population) is.

Tuesday, October 21, 2008

So tell me how you really feel...

First some background information: Mark and I have had several tests this week, along with presentations and lab work for patients to prepare for. Needless to say, my house looks like a tornado ran through it (for example, the living room is now home to a rolling computer chair and ghetto card table, complete with wax chippings, alcohol lamp, denture teeth, and various dental instruments, all positioned directly in front of the tv, in the center of the room), and I am stressed out just sitting in it. But I do have time to blog???

Well, I am sitting on the couch tonight finishing up my powerpoint presentation for rounds tomorrow, and my doorbell rings. It's late evening, probably 8:30 or so. I figure it's probably Ryan and TJ, and I am glad because I had a clinical question to ask Ryan's opinion on for my presentation tomorrow. Well, it wasn't Ryan and TJ. It was my visiting teachers, and apparently I was not that happy to see them. Instead of saying, "Hello..." or "Come on in..." I say (in what Mark describes as a rather mean, irritated tone), "Did you guys call???" The quiet one of the two meekly says, "Yeah, I called on Sunday and left a message on your phone..." But did I snap out of it then? No... To that response I add, "Well, did you call my phone or my husband's phone?" She says, "Oh, I don't know..." So I tell them Mark's phone is the one in the ward list, and that I would like them to call mine from now on (I grab a pen for them to write the number down), since I don't check Mark's messages. What is WRONG with me??? Meanwhile, Starkisha is yapping up a storm in my arms, and it is just about this point that I realize how completly rude I am.

So I start damage control, dump Starkisha off with Mark in the other room, and proceed to backtrack with the visiting teachers. I ask them to please excuse my disaster of a house and explain that I have had several tests this week along with a presentation to prepare for tomorrow morning. I tell them they are welcome to come in (although I don't know how convincing I was), but that I only have a few minutes, since I need to finish my presentation. Needless to say, they offer to catch up with me next month, since I am obviously extremely busy right now. I thank them for coming by, and in the spirit of attempting to salvage any civility which apparently waved bye-bye to me long ago, I apologize for the fact that I was not expecting them tonight (which I think at that point was probably just rubbing salt in the wound), and tell them I will see them next time.

So hopefully I didn't just drive two people away from the church. I guess I was just having an off night...

Thursday, September 25, 2008

Daisy the Destructive

So Daisy has taken up a new hobby while we are away at school. Did anyone see Oprah with all the crazy smart dogs and their tricks? Well, this is nothing like that... The other day we decided it would be okay to allow the two dogs to have the run of the house while we were at school. We usually keep them both in our room while we are gone, but they love to lay in the sun during the day, and the living room is really the only place they can do that. So we took the "baby" gates down and let them have the run. When we got home, here is what we found...


If you can't tell, this is a pillow that once had tassels all around it (and that once was placed nicely on the couch). Daisy reduced it to a pillow with a few tassels, and millions of strings strewn across the living room floor. At first we weren't sure which dog did this - they have both had their way with toilet paper in the past...


We thought we would do a little test to see which one was the culprit. Mark sat down with Starkisha and tried to get her to play with the shredded tassels. She wasn't too keen on that idea - here she is spitting out the strings Mark shoved in her mouth, and giving him a look that says, "What am I supposed to do with that?"

Next, I called Daisy into the living room and started playing with the mess to see if she would catch on. She caught on alright...

And then she began shredding more tassels off the pillow, showing us exactly how she must have accomplished making this horrendous mess earlier that day. I even caught her in the act a few minutes later, as we were going to get the broom to clean up the mess.

That is Daisy's guilty look... Needless to say, our pillows are now tassel-free (so ghetto, we just cut all the fringe off), and we will not be buying any more pillows with tassels in the near future.

Tuesday, September 2, 2008

Labor Day in Music City

Mark and I decided to be spontaneous this past weekend, so we woke up and headed south to check out Nashville, Tennessee, since it is only about four hours from our house. On our way out there, Mark wanted to stop and check out the Corvette Museum. We couldn't go in, since it was 95 degrees outside and we had our dogs with us, so Mark settled for just checking out the facade.

And, of course, Mark had to take pictures of the "Corvette Parking Only" row gracing the parking lot of the museum. Someday he thinks he'll be parking there...
Once we got into Nashville, we dropped our dogs off at the hotel and headed downtown to check it out. First we drove down "music row," which is a collection of just a few streets where recording companies are just lined up and waiting to sign the next big thing. It was pretty crazy to see, and I'll bet pretty overwhelming for people who are trying to break into the music business. After our trek down music row, we decided it was time for dinner - this is me on the phone with mom, walking toward Joe's Crab Shack, and finding out that she "outed" me to Brent. Just kidding, mom.
We walked all over downtown - there were tons of bars with live country bands, one right after the other. It was pretty crazy to see all the people trying to "make it" in Nashville. After our long walk, we drove over to the state capitol. Mark always takes pictures of state capitols - I guess it's his proof that we have been there...
On our way back to the hotel, we decided to drive by the river. Of course, Mark wanted to stop and snap a picture, since there was conveniently a little park area complete with benches. It was actually quite pretty, and there was a huge concert going on just across the river.
The next morning, we went to check out the Country Music Hall of Fame Museum. It has tons of memorabilia belonging to singers from Elvis Presley and Johnny Cash to Faith Hill and Garth Brooks. It also boasts original copies of every gold and platinum country album ever made. Garth Brooks' No Fences album sold something like 11 million copies. Nuts.
This is actually a piano that was commissioned by Priscilla Presley as a gift for Elvis. She had a Kimball piano placed in 24-karat gold leaf. Seriously. And if that wasn't extravagant enough, Elvis' diamond-crusted cadillac was also on display. It was gold plated on all the fixtures too (including the back-seat television set), and the paint job was done using 40 coasts of crushed up diamond and fish scales. Bling, bling!
And this collection belonged to Garth Brooks, Trisha Yearwood, and Faith Hill. One funny thing is the job application to the Hall of Fame Museum from "Patricia Yearwood." Apparently she worked there before she became a star...
And this room was full of plaques dedicated to all the country music hall-of-famers.

After leaving the museum, we went to check out the park which hosts an exact, to-scale replica of the Parthenon. Yes, you read that correctly, the parthenon. I guess I have no reason to go to Athens now, I have already seen the Parthenon. The funny this is, it was done in some ghetto looking stone mixture, so the color is funky. It was a total WTF moment!

After the parthenon experience, we went to check out Belle Meade, a very exclusive neighborhood just outside of Nashville where a lot of the stars live. Some of the houses were just spectacular, but it was hard to see many of them thru the thick landscaping. That's what I would do if I had a house like that, too. Here is the famous Belle Meade plantation - it had "slaves quarters" and the works, since it was once a functioning plantation. Now it is just a tourist trap.

And this was the community park in Belle Meade... I want to live there.

This is another view of the park. It was seriously one of the most beautiful places I have ever been. It makes Indy look ugly - even springtime Indy.

And last but not least, this picture has become a new addition to our "tour of the temples." We like to check them out wherever we go - this one was quite tiny. It was next to a bunch of farms, but the neighborhood was beautiful. Typical of a temple...

Saturday, August 9, 2008

What's for dinner?

Last year when Grandma Pierce came out to Indy, she decided to make a special birthday dinner for both my mom and me. Our special request was chili rellenos. This request came naturally, as Grandma makes the best Mexican food ever, and Indy has yet to be introduced to anything you could call Mexican food. Well, Kristin decided she needed to learn exactly how to prepare this dish so we could make it when we had a south of the border craving. Today we had that craving. As many of you know, Kristin is truly unique in that she is a genius, yet at times severely lacks common sense. Well, that endearing quality shined through tonight as she began preparing our dinner. If you are familiar with the recipe for chili rellenos using fresh peppers, you know that one of the first steps is to get the skin off the chili. This is done by broiling the peppers until the skin burns and then placing the broiled peppers into a plastic bag to steam the skin off. Well, tonight Kristin decided to try something new...
She decided she would place the peppers into a plastic bag and then broil them. As you can see, that didn't turn out to be the best method of attack. About 2 minutes into her project, I began asking what was burning. It didn't take long to find the plastic bag of peppers melting in the oven. It turns out that she very consiously placed the peppers in the bag before putting them in the oven. Her defense was, "I knew it sounded strange, but I thought I remembered that being the recipe." Maybe next time when your common sense is telling you something, babe, you should listen...